Two Balls, Two Strikes
There was only one man in town who could make people afraid of him, even from beyond the grave; Richard Chubby. But with the Big Chubby gone there was only one person to take over the family business his son, Little Chubby – and he was worse.

Earl had history with LC, but he ended up on the list after he picked on Joy after she wouldn't sleep with him. Swearing revenge on him, Earl kicked LC in the swingers and added Number 43 to the list – Racked a Rich Guy. As it turns out getting kicked in the cobblers was the best thing that could've happened to LC, well not the kicking but the realisation everybody hated him.

LC took a long walk and came back a changed man. Everybody liked the new LC who shared his family wealth and looked after the strippers, and when Earl cops an eyeful of his ruined knackers he knows how to cross him off the list.

Unfortunately fixing his nuts gave LC a sudden shot of testosterone making him as bad as he used to be, and looking for revenge. With Earl's own manhood on the line, it takes a surprising intervention from Skynyrd to show LC the light, and a flying baseball to the baby-makers to bring the good Little Chubby back.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"Hurry up! If I'm late for the funeral I'm in trouble. The last girl who shows up has to give the departed his final lap dance!" Catalina
"No, she didn't leave. My dad threw her out of a moving car – still, tough to watch." Little Chubby
"Ever since I seen his robe fall open, I couldn't get Chubby's crazy-looking gonad pouch off my brain." Earl
"God it hurts but I’m glad it’s not my clackers!" Earl

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