Jump for Joy
Joy's truck stealing and inadvertent kidnapping of the delivery guy inside has landed her in hot water, and she's looking at a long stretch in the big house. After previously going down for counterfeiting and assault of a police officer in 1996, this is her third strike and the judge throws the book at her.

In these situations every group looks to one guy for answers; Guns and Roses had Axel, Michael Knight had the talking car, and with Joy's bail set at a massive one million dollars, Darnell turns to the only man he knows who can help.

Whilst Earl doesn’t have the money he knows somebody who just might be willing to front up the bail, for a little something in return of course. Richard Chubby, the owner of local strip joint 'Club Chubby', is willing to loan the cash but only if Earl can get the best dancer the club has ever seen back on the job.

Unfortunately since her unique style induced a heart attack in a customer, Catalina won't be dancing for anybody, and she definitely not to help her arch-enemy get out of jail. Until the stress finally gets to Earl and he passes out, and whilst Catalina still doesn't jump for Joy, she will for Earl.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"It's kind of a hard thing to ask a friend. 'Hey Catalina, you feel like working for a crazy man and shaking your half-naked body for a bunch of sweaty drunks to help a woman you can't stand get out of jail?'" Earl
"The music and the movement keep the rats from biting my ankles." Catalina
"You are as beautiful as the legends describe, the slayer of El Diablo has come!"
"You're jealous of my hotness. Admit and I'll consider using my incredible body to free you from prison. But not the prison of your fat body, for that you have a life sentence!" Catalina
"A butt bag? It's a bag of butts." Catalina

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