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Buried Treasure
When Mr and Mrs Abernethy move to a retirement trailer park, Earl gets the chance to cross off Number 52 – Dig up and return buried treasure, and the treasure in this case is a set of silverware stolen from the local library.
When Mr and Mrs Abernethy move to a retirement trailer park, Earl gets the chance to cross off Number 52 – Dig up and return buried treasure, and the treasure in this case is a set of silverware stolen from the local library.
Unfortunately the stolen goods belonged to Camden's Civil War General, Philip C Greyberg and not even Jasper will touch them, so Earl, Joy and Randy decide to bury the stash until the heat is off.
Searching for the buried cutlery proves problematic for several very good reasons. After burying the goods, temptation proved too much for Earl and he tried to ransom it back to the library little knowing Randy had already dug it up and sold it to a Russian crook.
However before Randy got there Joy had already replaced the antiques and tried to melt the silver down as a nest egg – or so she thought. Burying a dead fish Darnell found the re-hidden half-melted cutlery and takes it to the library as an archaeological find, which leaves Earl still looking for the treasure.
Karmic Words of Wisdom
"There was a reason why Earl couldn't find that silverware, and I knew what it was. You know the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother watching cartoons and touching things with his tongue, well that's me. I'm also the kinda guy who likes hanging out with his brother and watching cartoons, oh wait I already said that. I also hold the Camden Country record for staring at the sun – my name is Randy." Randy
"You know the kind of woman who could've been the next Faith Hill but somewhere along the way discovered peach daiquiris, put her diaphragm in wrong and wound up smack dab in the middle of trailer hell raising two kids, yet she still manages to look hot and you could bounce a quarter off her butt because you gotta take care of yourself come on! Anyway, that's me – my name is Joy." Joy
"You know the kinda guy who graduated college at 14, is a virtuoso cellist, and can identify 254 varieties of cheese in a blind taste test but can't reveal any of that because he's in the witness protection scheme? Well that's me, don't tell anyone I told you this, my name is – well, you better just call me Crabman." Darnell
"You know the kind of woman who seems like the quiet librarian, but when she removes a pencil and lets her fall down she looks all wild and sexy? I wish that was me, my name is Dotty." Dotty the librarian
"There was a reason why Earl couldn't find that silverware, and I knew what it was. You know the kind of guy who likes hanging out with his brother watching cartoons and touching things with his tongue, well that's me. I'm also the kinda guy who likes hanging out with his brother and watching cartoons, oh wait I already said that. I also hold the Camden Country record for staring at the sun – my name is Randy." Randy
"You know the kind of woman who could've been the next Faith Hill but somewhere along the way discovered peach daiquiris, put her diaphragm in wrong and wound up smack dab in the middle of trailer hell raising two kids, yet she still manages to look hot and you could bounce a quarter off her butt because you gotta take care of yourself come on! Anyway, that's me – my name is Joy." Joy
"You know the kinda guy who graduated college at 14, is a virtuoso cellist, and can identify 254 varieties of cheese in a blind taste test but can't reveal any of that because he's in the witness protection scheme? Well that's me, don't tell anyone I told you this, my name is – well, you better just call me Crabman." Darnell
"You know the kind of woman who seems like the quiet librarian, but when she removes a pencil and lets her fall down she looks all wild and sexy? I wish that was me, my name is Dotty." Dotty the librarian
