Our 'Cops' Is On
Sunday afternoon's are always depressing in Camden County and things aren't any better in The Crab Shack: The vending machines are empty, the pool cues are broken from the Saturday night fights, and since the kegs were only serving foam, people sobered up and were forced to take a hard look at their lives.

The boredom looks like settling until Randy spots a repeat in the TV schedules which immediately brightens everybody's day. You see back in 2003 the reality TV show Cops came to town. Featuring Officer's Bobbi Bowman, Stuart Daniels and Bob Smiley, who tazered Earl in Cost Dad the Election, the whole gang were lucky enough to star in the show.

Didi, Earl's one-legged ex-girlfriend calls in Donny's naked lawn tai-chi, Kenny is spotted cruising for men in uniform, Darnell's caught growing weed in his grandma's house, Patty plies her trade in a photo booth, local TV star Tim Stack drink drives and Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop steals the Larynx Guy's voice box in a argument over pork.

Intertwined amongst the petty misdemeanours is Earl and Randy's crime spree, which starts with a domestic at the trailer park, and ends with Joy and Earl getting caught shagging in a stolen police car and Randy being shot out of a tree.

And with a reminder of their fleeting fame Sunday afternoon passed in a blaze of glory, even if it did remind Earl of a few things he needed to add to the list.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"I should've joined the Navy when I was young and attractive." Kenny
"Shhh, you had me at 'balls'." Earl
"God I love kissing you in a stolen Government vehicle whilst someone films it." Joy

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