South of the Border Part Dos
Catalina always said how scary and superstitious her village was and the boys soon find out how right she was when they eventually get there; Earl is kidnapped by Diego the local bandit leader, and Randy eats a sandwich from a sacred shrine imbued with the spirit of Manuel.

Whilst Randy is finding out what it's like to be a dead son, Earl's luck doesn't get any better after Diego reveals he's Catalina's Uncle, and on the way to the village he gets the wrong end of the Karma stick.

Thinking Earl is preparing for his third unplanned wedding so Catalina can get her Green Card Diego tells the whole village, sparking a flurry of wedding activity and a Spanish version of Time After Time when Randy realises his plans have been ruined by Earl, again.

With the bride at the altar and Randy sulking, Karma finally lends a hand when Diego reveals the traditional tasks that must be completed before the wedding can take place. All Earl has to do is fail one of them, either the Pit of Leeches, the Hot Coals or the Field of Rakes and Randy can step in to prove he’s worthy of marrying her.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"When these pills wear off I don't know exactly what's going to happen but I imagine it'll involve this beer can breaking off your teeth, your wife screaming at me to stop kicking you and your children crying after seeing what I've done to your face. Heck, I might even rip off one of your ears and make it into a little coin purse! Okay then, I'm going to be back in three days to give you that Christmas ass-kicking I promised unless you decide that now would be a good time to move this trailer." Joy
"I was excited about getting my pants back; between the cold air and giant mosquitoes I had missed them quite a bit." Earl
"Leeches? I dunno, they represent hookers and stuff, just don"t fall in!" Diego

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