Very Bad Things
Joy and Darnell fighting over a surprise birthday party gives Earl a chance to redeem Number 183 on the list: Never took Joy’s side.

It’s just as well as Joy’s in a bit of a bind; inspired by Britney & Kevin Chaotic she blows three grand on a disappearing TV. Unfortunately it’s too big to get into the trailer, she can’t return it because the receipt is stuck together with gum, and a snap-storm puts paid to her and Darnell’s al fresco viewing, leaving her with a three thousand dollar TV and entertainment centre full of water.

In an effort to get her money back, she steals a delivery truck from the store and stashes it in the woods before trying to selling it on. However nobody’s interested in buying a truck plastered with the Bargain Band brand, which is where Earl steps in...

In an effort to finally take Joy’s side, he agrees to get rid of the truck for her and enlists Randy to help. Unfortunately selling it is harder than they imagine when they discover Joy has also stolen more than just a truck, and she’s inadvertently added Kidnap to Grand Theft Auto.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"Do it again, and I’m going to pop those booby implants of yours and make your fly around this bar like a loose balloon!" Joy
"Come back in, we’ve got a whole pinata of cigarettes for you to swing at!" Earl
"Hear that? And that's coming from the husband I left, so you can imagine the kind of thin ice you're on." Joy

Next: Jump for Joy

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