Stole Beer from a Golfer
Every year there are three things Randy gets excited about; amnesty day at the adult video store, the high school cheerleader bikini dog wash, and the Camden County Fair – and this year the Fair boasts the actual car from Smokey and the Bandit!

However before Earl will let Randy go they have to cross something else off the list, and the easiest thing on it is Number 139 – Stole Beer from a Golfer, but things aren't as easy as they seem.

The golfer they scammed life has fallen apart. Not knowing the secret behind his run of hole-in-ones, Scott is convinced he's going to turn pro and loses his job and girlfriend due to his obsession. Having fixed things up with Scott's boss and girlfriend, Earl has just go to do one more thing before he can finally cross him off the list when Randy runs off.

Having made him miss the Fair, Earl realises he's become just as obsessed with his list as Scott was with golf. After adding another deed to the list, Number 260 – Neglected Randy, he starts making it up to his brother by renting a certain car for the day and for once Randy gets to be the Bandit.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"Enjoy food, fun, prizes, an Osama Bin Laden shooting gallery, and this year get your picture taken inside the actual car from Smokey and the Bandit!" Gus, the Camden County Fair Bear
"It's like Disneyland for poor people." Randy
"You gotta have a moustache to be the bandit." Earl

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