Randy's Touchdown
Unable to get her hands on Earl's money, Joy starts pawning his family heirlooms to pay for cigarettes, including his grandfather's cuckoo clock. Getting it back gives Earl the opportunity to cross off Number 58 – Fixed a High School Football game.

However paying back the money he won to Rosie the local bookie and owner of the pawn shop, only adds to Earl's list because in rigging the game he also robbed Randy of his only chance to score a touchdown. And the only way he can make up for that is by sending Randy back to school to join the football team.

However, football is the least of his problems after Joy gets his car impounded, and once she finds out that's where Earl keeps his Lotto winnings, it's a race to make up the $3000 fine to get the car back.

Earl ropes in Kenny to help, and Joy and Darnell steal crash barriers to sell on, but in the end it's Randy who comes up with the cash by fixing the very game he was supposed to score his touchdown in.

Karmic Words of Wisdom
"My Trojan Horse was on its way, only instead of a horse stuffed with a bunch of Greeks, we had a Lacara stuffed with one tiny gay." Earl
"It was bad enough Joy stealing my money, but I was also beginning to regret wearing towelling boxers on such a hot day." Earl
"You can't borrow money against a 1972 trailer with a documented carbon monoxide leak." Earl

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