The Surrogate
Larry needs a clean bill of health for The Producers but some heart irregularities – and several racially compromising situation – could derail his burgeoning theatre career. At a baby shower for the Dusenberrys, Larry talks to the surrogate…
During a physical for The Producers, a sexy nurse catches Larry’s eye which causes Larry’s heart rate to soar and consequently causes Larry to fail the medical, so he’s fitted with a heart halter. Larry then uses the heart halter, which he doesn’t really need in the first place, to avoid getting his ass beaten on several occasions. It looks like the Dusenberry’s might also want to kick his ass after Larry implies the surrogate may want to keep her baby.
Wanda, ever the all watching eye, accuses Larry of blatant racism when he mistakes an African-American man for a valet and latterly puts his car alarm on after seeing an African-American pass. Larry doesn’t help clear these accusations, as he takes an unhealthy obsession about the differences between a black man and a white man’s manhood.
Larry has another physical and this time he manages to ignore the beautiful nurse, but when he hears the news that Bernie Dusenberry is also at the doctor’s his heart can’t help but beat like crazy. Bernie’s not the only one out to get Larry either.