Thor
A simple drive to Jason Alexander’s office leads to all sorts of madness for Larry: accusations of sexual deviancy and threats from a professional wrestler. It’s all in a day’s work for Larry David…
During his journey, Larry notices his Afro-American neighbour Wanda jogging, “I know that tush anywhere,” he shouts. Larry’s attentions are then drawn from one ass to another when he’s threatened by a mountain of a man: “I will body slam you so hard that you will poop your bald pants.” The man, who transpires to be a wrestler called Thor, then gives Larry a flat tyre. Jason Alexander tells Larry all about his own driving troubles – he got caught on camera speeding.
Following Larry’s inauspicious comments earlier in the day, Wanda labels Larry “an ass man”. The accusations that Larry is an ass man continue when Larry goes round to Susie’s to pick up Jeff’s stuff – Jeff and Susie are now in the midst of a divorce. Larry stumbles across Jeff’s porn stash and finds a video, ‘Big Ass Moma’. Susie sees Larry with this video, “You into that?” she adds.
The ass-cusations aimed at Larry prove to be set in concrete after an interesting picture featuring Jeff’s mother’s derriere finds its way into the David household. Then there’s Jeff himself, who has to deal with the almighty Thor.