Susie Greene
Susie Greene is a quiet, well-spoken, articulate and caring woman… oh sorry, that’s Cheryl. Susie’s actually a loud, foul-mouthed, rude and very aggressive woman who really gets “pretty pissed off” very easily. So why does her “fat f***” husband Jeff stand by her? Maybe it’s something to do with the fabulous range of studded sweaters she produces.
To be fair to Susie, she loves her daughter Sammy dearly and has a lot of affection for their German Shepherd Oscar too. Actually, her affection for her dog forces poor Jeff to live in a hotel for a while. “Jeff is a fat f***, Oscar’s just big boned,” as Susie so eloquently puts it.
Don’t even get Susie started on “the four-eyed f***” Larry. Her contempt for Larry is manifested tenfold compared to that of Jeff, which makes it all the more sweeter when Susie has to pretend to be Larry’s wife for the duration of skiing holiday.