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Susie Amy


She's famed for her flaming breasts and champagne soaked love-makery. She is Susie "Chardonnay" Amy - one of the reasons (along with the cartoon plot twists) to tune into the hilariously watchable Footballer's Wives.











We had a quick tête-à-tête with la Amy. It went like this:

Can you tell us one amazing fact? How tall you are, is how wide you are. Your arm span is the same as your height. What are you listening to at the moment? Just got the new Jennifer Lopez album What was the first record you bought? Everything I Do (I Do It For You), Bryan Adams. Er…? I was at primary school. Ah. What do you like to drink? I don’t drink alcohol - it sends me a bit wild. Every now and again, I’d have a Bucks Fizz. That’s how risky I get. What’s an instant turn off? Bad shoes. And B.O. And turn on? A good sense of humour. What’s the most ridiculous piece of gossip you’ve ever heard about yourself? That I wanted to launch a singing career. Can you not sing then? It’s not my greatest talent – but I just wouldn’t. Oh and that I used to be a page three girl. Ever been arrested? No, sadly not. What did you dream of doing as a kid? An actor. Or make-up artist. I also wanted to be a lawyer. Anything else? And a dietician. Get any strange Christmas presents? Yeah. Actually, Zoe Lucker [of Footballer’s Wives] bought me a Kylie Minogue calendar. Kylie in her underwear. Great present. Thanks Zoe.

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