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Brendan
Burns
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He's
loud, aggressive, Australian - and damn funny. Always ready to push
that little bit further than the rest. He had our on-site nurse Nikki
busy during the show dealing with laughing-related injuries (split
sides, popped bollocks etc).
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We extracted Brendan from backstage partying duty and lobbed
the following at him:
What you listening to at the moment? Hugely into
the Foo Fighters. I’m a huge Xfm fan. What was
the first record you bought? Monty
Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl. I was a big comedy anorak from
seven years old on. What's your fave Python Sketch?
I really like the animated one in “Now For Something Completely
Different” when they talked about the prince, the happy prince
and he had a little mole. “And he foolishly ignored it. Three
years later, he died of cancer.” I must’ve been about
eight when I heard that and felt so alive. Have you ever gone
to far at a gig? Once I didn’t know a woman in the
front row was mentally challenged. And I was abusing her. I didn’t
find out until later. I even put pubic hairs in her pint when she
went to the bar. And she came back and started heckling again. And
I said: “Why do I think you’re going to do something funny
in the next ten seconds?” And she necked her pint. I think that
was the one time when I went too far. Tell us one
amazing fact Kangaroo in Aboriginal means “I don’t
know” or “What are you talking about?” What's
your tipple? I’m tee total. What’s the
most you’ve spunked in a day? £1000. On a young
Thai midget.
back to the show
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