week 01: Chat with the funniest man in Christendom Ross Noble, along with the always skill Fat Boy Slim hisself, Norman Cook. Drums, funk, dance - David Holmes free associates. Charlotte Church (and her mum) dangling out of the window to play 'Drive By'. Moody put poppy Ladytron. And last best hope for great music in this great big goddamn galaxy, The Libertines. Shhhhh. Everything is okay.

week 02: the UK TV premiere of Holly Valance's rude tatoo - with comedy sound effects from Ed Byrne. Tight beats from Nordic dance ninjas Royksopp. An airing of the Electric Soft Parade's new single. Oh but you like it dark? Try The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club then

week 03: sultry TV babezilla Lisa Snowdon , ball busting Ozzie comedian Brendan Burns. Impossibly dancey (and from Denmark!) Eurovision contenders Junior Senior. Groovesome new comers Just Jack. And a sublime strings-and-acoustic-guitar performance of 'Design For Life' by the Manic Street Preachers James Dean Bradfield.

week 04: Chardonnay from Hollywood Wives, Susie Amy, hard man funny man Ricky Grover, and the one and only Bez, in a cage and somewhat flipping out...in the background, playing very loud, the very excellent Feeder...all shouty and proper, Audio Bullys...and the twangy guitar stuff of Minuteman

week 05: Hollywood swoon-a-rama with American Pie's Chris Klein and Scooby Doo star Freddie Prinz Jr...Electric Six play the greatest single of 2003 (thus far)...The Appleton sisters debut their woozy new single while Liam stage dives..Colin Murray gets naked in the snow...mixing Buddhism and black eye-liner, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster see us out (loudly)

week 06: Princess of Posh and back-licking survivalista Tara Palmer Tomkinson... hiphophop hiphophophiphiphip Tim 'Hiphop' Westwood in residence...smokey acoustic croonsters Turin Brakes...rubbing shoulders on the ground floor, the hard-edged metal of Hell Is For Heroes versus the cloudy upbeat house of Mint Royale...enjoy

week 07: Mind-reading psychological magician Derren Brown scares the shit out of us...super-ultra-uber model Jodie Kidd reminisces about horses...Moloko debut their frugtastic new single while Idlewild bash their to bits on stage...and the sublime Beenie Man takes it easy downstairs. PLUS! Dr Who and The Daleks.

week 08: mad little drummer boy Jack - JACK! - Osbourne...flanked by Kelly & Sharon Osbourne...straight-looking-yet-actually-mad comedian Jimmy Carr...rock pranksters with tunes Supergrass...the very excellent FC Kahuna...and the silky strains of Mull Historical Society

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