- THE SHOW -
Tune into Born Sloppy tonight to see...
The inside of Tara Palmer Tomkinson's head and the outside of her body (clothed). Tonight 11.05pm.

- BREAKING NEWS -
Bush: We must invade Iraq Korea - The Onion
And some other amusing headlines.

- WATCH THIS -
The Sock Calculator
The Daily Sloppy tackling the questions that really matter. Today, just how many socks have you worn in your lifetime?

- MORE BREAKING NEWS -
News Of The Weird
Some odd headlines from around the world...Man rages at computer, SWAT team called...Norway launches beauty contest for cows...False breasts are in fashion - for men.

- JUST UPLOADED -
Some great clips here
Powerhouse performances (what ever that means) from Electric Six, Appleton, and 80s Matchbox...exclusive preview of Electric Six's next single Gay Bar...and that reminds us, seminal footage of Colin Murray 'nek-ked' in the snow...

it was cold

- NEWS -
It's too late...too late
Amusing pic.

- WATCH THIS -
The Best Of Chris & Freddie
Klein and Prinze Jr that is. Compilation of skillo interview bits from last week's show. Plus an amusing chop-up of the boys courtesy of Osymyso and Cartel Communique.

- WICKED SITE -
Your pet in the style of an old master
This one is doing the rounds...

- BE FAMOUS -
Ming To Bling
Fancy having yours or your friend's boatrace on telly this Friday? Just send us a pictures of your friends or lovers (especially if they are mingers) which we will then 'bling' and make beautiful, colourful and lovely - and then put up during the show. Mail us immediately,

- NEWS -
Fancy hiring Coldplay for your birthday?
A snip at £50,000. If you can afford them, you could make do with um, Del Amitri - a snip at five grand.

- WICKED SITE -
Newpaper clippings
A collection of very odd and very funny snippets from local rags around the world. Particularly liked this one and this one.

- WICKED SITE -
Chopsticks
As Mr Myagi said: “Man who catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything…”

- MUSIC -
The Streets 'The Irony Of It All'
Great tune, not bad video.
[submitted by Chris Lovatt]

- WICKED SITE -
Entrances To Hell
Those scary doors at the end of train platforms, those dark and menacing holes in the ground - all these are entrances to hell.

- WICKED SITE -
The Vikings
People often ask us: "What is Joel Veitch, the guy who does the animated kittens, what is his favourite animation?" This one.

- WICKED SITE -
Some people have far too much time on their hands No. 2
“Imagine a perfect stranger asking you or your friend to take a picture of his, or mostly her belly?” Yeah imagine it and then spend a sizeable portion of your life making a website out it.

- BE FAMOUS -
Ming To Bling
Fancy having yours or your friend's boatrace on telly this Friday? Just send us a pictures of your friends or lovers (especially if they are mingers) which we will then 'bling' and make beautiful, colourful and lovely - and then put up during the show. Mail us immediately,

- JAPERY -
The Bez Fight
Last week, his Lord and Majesty Bez appeared on Born Sloppy confined in a cage and made to dance for pennies. As the evening wore on however a agent-provocateur in the audience continually hassled The Bez until finally he snapped...watch the clip

- MUSIC -
Turin Brakes on this week
At the moment 85%.

- WICKED SITES -
New on the site today
Bumpf on the show tonight plus pics and an interview with dark black rockers 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster revealing exclusive news on Iron Maiden's new album - you read it here first. Plus chit chat with the fantasically brilliant Electric Six ("Danger! High Voltage!").

We had great fun recording the show last night.
The house was packed with talent. Chris Klein broke one of our windows with a football and Colin Murray got his chopper out in the snow. Not everyday that happens.

Here's an amusing pic that sums up the bumper bumper stardom of the evening.

two Liams?

- JAPERY -
Colin can (and does)
Last week's Colin Murray challenge has been uploaded. Can he convince complete strangers to let him use their house to bonk page three beauty, Ebony?