It’s sickening enough that people go about settling down, and kissing, and living together, and spawning children, and rubbing your face in their nauseating togetherness by … walking around, in plain view, taking the little arses to school … sickening, but even worse when they wave some mess of crayon under your nose and claim their kid is some kind of literary and artistic genius when clearly, he/she/it was extremely drunk at best. So get your own back on THE WORLD and ITS CHILDREN with Kids Club Book Report — charmingly illustrated reviews from kids who are tackling some very sophisticated books. Stick them up on your fridge, or in your office, or maybe in a church, and show them how your (imaginary) children are the bestest and most precocious in town.

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The Naked Lunch
Mastering Regular Expressions in PERL
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
Lloyd's Jurisprudence
Mahabharat
Spartacus International Gay Guide

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