Day 26 - Mon 28 Jan 2008, 22:07 PM

John reacts to the news...
And so - the final reckoning. As Emilia and John wait nervously on the sofa, Dermot clears his throat...
"I can now announce that the winner of Big Brother Celebrity Hijack is...
...John!"
John went almost as pale as when Matt Lucas asked him to massage Anthony's neck. "What!" he gasped.
"You've won!" squealed Emilia.
"No I've not!" said a shocked John.
"Well done, John," said Emilia giving him a hug and a kiss, "You deserve it so much more than me."
People will be knocked down with feathers...