You Make Me Feel Like Miming
Saturday 06 January
Day 4, 14:20
Leo wants to mime the day away...
Leo caused a stir in the Servants' Quarters this afternoon when he decided to communicate solely via the medium of mime.
The energetic crooner has barely shut up since entering the House, but at some point this afternoon he decided to give his fellow housemates the silent treatment.
The act didn't seem to impress the Servants, who thought the whole thing was a bit weird.
"He ain't the full ticket is he," opined Jo.
"He's just from a different..." mused Cleo.
"Planet!" butted in Carole.
"He's one of those affected artists... he loves the fame but pretends he doesn't," said Jo.
"And he talks down to you," added Danielle.
Leo was apparently miming to rest his voice; at least we think that's what he was trying to say. But his companions soon lost patience.
"As a courtesy to your fellow housemates you shouldn't do that, no one wants to live with someone who's doing half-assed sign language," said Dirk bluntly.
But Leo was undeterred, even though his misunderstood mimes were becoming farcical.
"What is that? Is that about sex?" wondered Dirk, while trying to decipher one particularly vigorous display.
"You have to talk to me, I'm too stupid to understand what you're trying to say," pointed out Danielle.
Eventually, after over two hours of silence, an exasperated Leo blurted: "I will speak when I feel like speaking, but I don't see the point in this s*** hole."
It appeared his protest was aimed at Big Brother, to whom Leo says he will no longer speak becuase he can't stand being treated "like an idiot."
"What if it asks you a question and you have to answer?" asked Carole.
"I will mime it," declared Leo.
Dirk thought this was the funniest thing he'd heard all year and literally fell about laughing, despite Leo remaining deadly serious.
C'mon Leo, Sayer little something...