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Interview: Matthew Horne

Monday 14 August
Day 89, 16:21

We catch up with funnyman Matthew Horne and find out his deepest thoughts on the BB7 House and those grubby little housemates...

You have just been on the camera run, how was it?

It was pretty much the best thing I have ever done. It was really exciting being that close to what is essentially the general public, this year's housemates. It was like peeking at a really nice zoo.

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Would you like to live in this year's Big Brother House?

No, because I was looking at the bedroom and it looks disgusting. It looks like its very smelly and just on the shelf there is a packet of half-eaten mature cheddar crisps, which is only going to exacerbate the situation.

What do you think of Nikki and Pete's romance?

I think it's for real in the House. I don't want to be too cynical about it while they are there, but I'm not sure whether that can exist outside of that situation. I think Nikki does like him a lot. But I think that lots of other people like him as well.

Have you had a favourite comic moment on Big Brother 7?

Yeah my favourite moment was the solo disco task, I thought that was hilarious.

Can you think of a task you would like to set the housemate's in their final week?

Not to touch each other, that would be really interesting. Nobody would win.

Describe the remaining housemate's in one word:

Richard - Evil

Glyn - Lovely

Aisleyne - Cool

Jennie - Scary

Nikki - Cute

Pete - God

In what order would you like to see them leave the house?

Probably get rid of Jennie because she doesn't really like it any more, then Richard, then Aisleyne, then Glyn, then Nikki and then Pete.