Newsflash: Another Ticket Found!
Wednesday 24 May
Day 7, 14:30
The throng of people competing for a place in the Big Brother House has got just bigger... with another Golden Ticket being uncovered.
Our people on the ground have reported: "Elderly couple found in four-finger bar in Haslemere, Surrey."
You can just imagine our surprise at this news - Elderly people hiding in KitKats? That's unheard of! How on earth did they manage that?
But there's no need to be scared: there will not be a granny bursting out of your next tasty chocolate treat.
No. In fact, what our team on the ground meant was that, in the last few hours, a sweet elderly couple from Surrey were lucky enough to stumble across a KitKat containing a Golden Ticket. They thought better of appearing on the show themselves, instead handing the ticket down to their friend's thrilled son.
He lives in London, but we won't go into details because he might be propelled into stardom soon anyway.
That's unless you
find one of those tickets beforehand. You've got until 10.20pm on Friday 2 June to do it...
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