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Vic Faces The Press
Day 58, 18:08
Saturday 24 July
Straight after his interview with Davina last night, Vic was whisked off to face the press. Here's a taster of what he told them...
Press: You talked a lot about your girlfriend in the House, are you a devoted one woman man?
Victor: I'm a very devoted, caring partner. All the 'activities' were in the past when I was sowing my oats so to speak, making my way through the forest that is learning about women. What I do know is that I love my girlfriend and that I wouldn't upset her like that.
Press: Were you at all jealous when Vanessa got together with Jason?
Victor: No I wasn't jealous. [Vanessa] was an attractive specimen and if I was Noah she would have been on my Arc of love. I wanted her to get with Jason because Jason's been getting a pretty hard time and I think he needs the love of a good woman.
Press: Knowing what you know now, how do you feel about snogging Nadia?
Victor: Now look, I didn't do anything with Nadia - let's get that straight first off. She did smack my bum a bit, fair enough, but I just didn't find Nadia attractive in any way. It's like sticking boobs on Antonio Banderas. I won't be going for any Portuguese lessons with her anytime soon.
Press: Do you think you should have been quite so vocal about your game plan to the viewers?
Victor: If the viewers didn't figure out my game plan they'd have to be morons so I'm not going to hide from anybody. Everybody knew what I was up to all the way along so I didn't see why the viewers should hold it against me because I was open, telling people I was going to nominate them. I played games, I made moves like a chess player - that's what I've done and I'd do it again.
Press: What were your highs and lows?
Victor: Highs... kicking arse week in, week out, surviving week in, week out. Lows... Not being able to release my sexual frustration that built up over a couple of months of not giving good loving to those who want it.
Press: What do you think of the housemates?
Victor: Stuart? He needs to go to Marks and Spencer's and buy some trousers in his relationship because the geezer has been neutered. He gets dragged around by a leash, he's got no identity anymore and he's become a floating entity.
Nadia? Not before breakfast love!
Michelle? Nice girl but if it is at all relevant to the plot of the show would you be able to keep your clothes on at any stage.
Shell? Personality transplant required ASAP.
Dan? No more Nutella on Jason's a*** please.
Marco? Funny guy. Cool dude, bit crazy!
Vanessa? Tidy package.
Kitten? Nice girl when you get to know her but she has probably got bigger balls than I have.
Emma? Little less conversation, a little more action.
Becki? No thanks love.
Ahmed? My guy! Top guy! Number one. I'm glad he didn't get evicted in the second week because I would never have known how much of a character One-Tooth-Willy is.
Press: What are your plans for the next few days?
Victor: To see my kid. I missed the little guy. Just see everybody and find out what's been going on while I've been away. I've missed everything.
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