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A Bum Deal
Day 25, 23:36
Monday 21 June
As the model making task gathered pace, it was time for Jason to have his bum plastered.
Stripped to his pants there was only one question on the Scot's lips - where does a housemate put his microphone when he's only wearing shorts
Down those very shorts if he's Jason, thus boosting his bulge to the max.
But Jason didn't only reveal his enhanced packet; he also gave the housemates a glimpse of his ginger glory, despite his insistence he's a natural blonde.
No one remarked on his non-matching collar and cuffs this time, given his sensitivity on the subject. Or any subject.
Jason was having his bum covered in plaster for his contribution to tonight's task, with the eager Dan doing the dirty deed.
Dan lovingly rubbed Vaseline into Jason's buns before covering them in cling film and then adding the plaster.
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Ever patient, Dan went to special trouble to ensure every inch of bottom was tended to and smoothed over.
"Why, it's a fine pair of globes," said Dan, relishing the task, while the others shrieked bawdy comments from the sidelines.
Dan even claimed he was creating the perfect bum from Jason's outstanding original.
Jason couldn't have asked for a more dedicated bum sculptor and there's a chance he enjoyed the attention too.
Unable to restrain himself from comment for much longer, Dan got one in the face when the Scot's wind got the better of him and he let one loose... Luckily the painstakingly crafted butt-cast did not fly off in the process.
We just hope the rest of the model lives up to the high standard set by the Scot's tight buns.
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