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A Is For Ahmed
Day 39, 02:00
Monday 05 July
Jay and Victor have been grappling for ownership of hit tune 'Ahmania'.
Grooving along to the catchy number, Becki was curious to know who was the lyrical genius behind 'D - delirious, M - for mega...' and so on.
A generous Victor initially gave credit to the whole group, but then asked Jay if he had made it up.
"I started it," the proud Scot indeed affirmed.
"Ahmed's the only one in 'ere who's got a theme tune," laughed Victor, though Becki was quick to remind them that Dan also had one: the unforgettable ballad: 'Michelle's ode to Porno Dan.'
What a classic that is...
As the controversy continued, Jay once again declared 'Ahmania' as his very own intellectual property.
But pondering whether they had a potential prize winning hit on their hands, Victor suddenly interjected, "You didn't create it, I created it."
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Going through the letters - 'E is for Eezy' and so forth - Jay set about correcting his creative rival.
"OH, OH...," spluttered Vic, unable to quite voice his disbelief.
"And I created the 'ooh ooh ooh...," sang Jay, vigorously protecting his unique contribution to music.
At this, Victor miraculously remembered the tune's origins. "Yeah, you did," he conceded, all gentleman-like.
"I created you, Ahmed," smiled Jay triumphantly.
"I created Ahmed!" Victor then blurted, seemingly unable to accept that the wild man was not of his making.
"Who came up with 'Straight-Talker?!" asked Jay.
Backing down once again, Vic concurred. He then wandered off, presumably to work on his own little ditty.
And with Jay for creative inspiration, it shouldn't take long...
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