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Marco's Winning Streak
Day 28, 18:03
Thursday 24 June
Big Brother descended into gratuitous nudity again this afternoon when Nadia and Michelle ripped off Marco's shorts in the Diary Room, leaving him to streak back to the bedroom covering his bits with his hands.
At least it stopped him waving them about like a newborn babe while running.
The harem had started a playful fight in the bedroom, which initially saw Nadia come off worse.
Marco battered her with the bin bag, calling her a "dirty, rampant whore," and Nadia had to ask what rampant meant and nearly laughed her bits off when Dan told her.
But with such shenanigans comes inevitable injury. Nadia, having been on the receiving end of Marco's tongue and bin bag, tragically broke a nail.
"Little bitch. It's not funny," Nadia said before howling with laughter. Having removed Marco's towel she then went for his shorts, causing her breakage.
"Oh, f***ing 'ell, a nail! Oh my God!" she wailed, before Michelle, seeing her distress, offered her a cigarette. That's what friends are for.
"What can we do for some drama?" asked Michelle.
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In the end it was more kiss chase than drama and the girls pursued Marco around the House at full speed and full volume before he tried to take refuge in the Diary Room.
But Nadia and Michelle forced their way in and while Big Brother remained silent among the cackles of laughter, the pair robbed Marco of his shorts and dignity.
"Make them give me back my pants," he screamed to no avail.
"Go on. Flash your bum to the nation!" ordered Nadia, before Marco made his nude escape.
It's all good, clean, nude, rude fun.
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