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Go To Bed
Day 41, 03:00
Wednesday 07 July
Jay has taken on the role of sensible House-master to all the pupils at the Big Brother school.
After a night of fabulous cabaret performances, the tan fan called time on the singing, deciding it was way past the kiddies' bed-times.
Perhaps practising for when he and Vanessa have a bevy of blonde babies, he reminded them it was a school day tomorrow.
"I'm not being strict," he assured them, "but... come on -- it's a school night. I'll not say it again."
Though his raised eyebrows showed he meant business, there was one little prima donna who wasn't about to be told what to do.
"I don't wanna go to school!" shouted Michelle, verging on the edge of a tantrum. "I'm not going!" she spat.
Instead of giving her a slap on the bottie however, the House-master offered the cheeky lass a compromise.
"You can stay up late at the weekends."
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That was enough for goody-two shoes Ahmed, who clearly wants to be in the good books tomorrow. He got up after a few minutes and bid the group good-night. As he went, he congratulated the girls on their harmonious rendition of Lady Marmalade.
"Did you enjoy our performance?" asked his favourite, Shell.
"Really enjoyed it, it was very good," he nodded enthusiastically.
A growling lothario then seemed to take over Ahmed's body as he reiterated his appreciation of their talents... vigorously.
"REALLY!" he grizzled loudly, producing shrieks from the saucy chics in tights.
Encouraged by the fact they didn't run away, he growled "REALLY!" again, this time even louder, while squeezing some imaginary melons in his hands.
As the girls hooted with laughter, Shell took control before he started salivating.
Pointing at the door, she firmly sent him away, shouting "BED! BED!"
And pretty soon, they all followed, worn out by a day of fun and frolics.
Night night girls... night night boys...
Night night everybody...
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