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Laugh? I nearly cried...
The Odd Couple
Day 39, 02:40
Monday 05 July

They may have appeared as enemies but the housemates reckon there was more to Marco and Ahmed's relationship than met the eye.

Reminiscing about the pair's ridiculous spats, all agreed the House will miss the sheer entertainment value of watching their scraps.

Lamenting Marco's recent departure, Shell said she had warned Big Brother they were going to have to do something to perk the gang up.

"It's bloody quiet," she sighed.

"I didn't always agree with Marco, but I really miss him 'coz he's not in the jacuzzi... he's not singing bloody Disney or something..."

The gang, tears in their eyes, then fell about in hysterics reminiscing the pair's historic tiff, when Marco berated the Somali for being unsympathetic when he was upset.

"You're a bastard!" shouted Shell impersonating Marco in her best camp voice.

"I am not a bastard!" she scowled doing her best Ahmed... You a bastard!"

"F*** you, Ahmed!"

"No, f*** you!" she continued, recalling their hilarious banter.
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Look at me, I'm Marco da Seal...

Giddy with hilarity, Shell's impersonations were interspersed with gasps for breath as she snorted, "I do not want your com-fort!" in an exaggerated impersonation of the elder statesman.



Nadia, who by now was rocking with laughter while tears streamed down her face, said it was "The funniest, funniest day ever."

"They're like two grumpy old men who need each other for support but won't ever admit they like each other a bit," beamed Shell.

"I thought they were going to get on like a house on fire," she added.

Nadia agreed that due to the fact they both studied law, she thought they'd hit it off.

"On the contrary, they were opposite," she remarked, wiping her eyes and recovering her composure.

"They're both comic geniuses," giggled Shell.

Well, they do say opposites attract...

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