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Tonight's The Night...
Day 54, 02:15
Tuesday 20 July
Michelle got serious in her quest for some lovin' tonight using every trick in the book to get Stu exactly where she wanted him.
But if the former sheriff thought he was off to some classy location for a night of passion, he was sadly mistaken. Michelle's notion of a perfect venue is...
Under the dining room table!
The temptress painstakingly arranged stools and cushions around the table so prying cameras could not see into the improvised lurve shack.
Happy that BB couldn't see in, Michelle then invited Stu to crawl inside... But it was clearly a tough decision for the self-proclaimed brainbox.
Though she had created a squishy bed using the garden cushions, Stuart paced around the lounge looking like he wished his hat would swallow him whole.
Promises of sharing a "big secret" with him did little to cajole the twitchy student.
"I don't know if this a secret I'm ready to hear," he murmured, fiddling randomly with things on the table, on his head... just fiddling really.
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Exasperated, the raunchy brunette urged her man on... "Look, I've made a doorway - come on," she said, lifting up the table cloth.
"Ah... just a minute," he croaked, leaning over to peer in...
And as Michelle continued pushing him to get in, Stu responded lamely, "Just let me think about something."
Uni work? How many press-ups he needed to do? His mum's apple pie?!
Michelle pleaded (understandably). "Please don't think about anything," she begged, knowing they could be stood there all night if she let THAT kind of carry on continue.
So, finally, he crawled in.
"Have I made it cosy?" she purred, pulling the stools in after her like a trapdoor spider sealing its lair.
"Are you just up for talking for a bit?" stuttered the desperate boy.
"Yeah," she whispered assuringly.
What followed was an hour's worth of muffled gasps, moans, some very intense toe curling and the odd whimper, followed, rather suddenly, by the emergence of a bedraggled Stu. Michelle followed soon after, beaming!
And you could almost hear her thinking, "I love it when a plan comes together!"
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