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Too Little Too Late
Day 27, 18:06
Wednesday 23 June
Stuart has been dealt a devastating blow from which he might not recover.
While sorting out the shopping list with the others, he failed to spot that a cowboy hat was available until after everyone had spent the budget.
A disconsolate Stuart slumped in the Diary Room and told Big Brother, "I can't believe I didn't see the cowboy hat option. Oh... if I had known..." he said, before becoming incoherent for some minutes, such was his grief.
When he recovered his composure he went on, "I can't believe it. Amaaazing. Man. I went to the garden and it was really nice and the wind was blowing and I said a little prayer. This is a fitting response to the prayer. Which is always crazy." Crazy. If not amazing.
The hat was available for £20. When he spotted it he wondered whether he'd be able to buy it and survive on £3 a week for food. Michelle suggested if her chicken cowboy waited until he left the House, he'd be able to buy one all of his own.
"What an insane day," the baffled would-be ranch hand said. "It's utterly mega."
Chin up, pardner. Tomorrow's another amaaazing day.
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