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Wheely Rude
Day 61, 22:59
Tuesday 27 July
After tonight's pottery task, Shell and Stu decided to carry on at the wheel and make something else. And what they made really was something else.
As Nadia and Dan went to the Diary Room to collect their chocolate reward, Nadia told Michelle Shell and Stu were making another pot in the garden.
"Tell them to make one for me," said Michelle as she washed up with Jay.
It was Stuart who was making the artwork and pretty soon it was getting out of hand.
"That's looking pretty dodgy there, Stu," said Shell as the clay began to take on the unmistakable form of an erect penis.
"You could make it into a dinosaur head, I suppose," suggested Shell, helpfully.
"I might just go with what it looks like," said Stu, as he made it look even more like what it looked like.
"It would be incredibly relaxing to have one of those," said Shell, talking about the potter's wheel, we think.
To amuse himself even more, Stuart put the wheel at high speed and swung the clay willy round as the pair laughed.
And after showing off his glistening tumescence to Dan and Nadia, Stuart destroyed his creation and tried to make something less obscene...
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