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Full-Frontal Shell
Day 17, 03:18
Sunday 13 June
Some of them are breaking down in tears, some are making faces and chatting to mirrors while others have resorted to bouts of hysteria followed by chronic sulking. Yes folks it's happening... The housemates are losing the plot.
So when Shell decided to take all her clothes off and run round the garden, it made for an average day in the new Big Brother madhouse.
With hardly any prompting, the cheeky lady decided to show the world her cheek, and began removing her clothes.
"What's going on?!" asked Victor when the girls' whooping drowned out his 'the-time-two-Russian-girls-drunk-me-under-the-table' story.
"Are you stripping?" an incredulous Dan wanted to know.
She sure was. Before you could say 'Do it!' -- which they all did, lots and loudly -- Shell had shed her clothes and she was flapping round the garden, free as a bird.
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Vanessa then decided the grass needed cutting, and handed Shell the lawn-mower. She didn't stick at the job very long however, deciding all moonlight flits must eventually come to an end and skipped onto the patio for a big hug from Nadia.
Victor, who had missed the best part of the show, was not happy with Stuart. "That was your fault!" he scolded. "Yeah, sorry - I shouldn't have hesitated," apologised Stu, who had obviously failed in his brotherly duty to sound the 'naked lady' alarm.
"That was awesome!" squealed Vanessa, as Shell headed for her other undergarments in the lounge.
"So crazee", agreed Nadia, "Now we need to see a guy doing it."
The girls shouted for Victor loudest, and then Stu, though both men shook their heads unenthusiastically.
"He's the one with the schlong!" shouted the student trying to deflect attention from himself.
What outraegeous happenings can we expect next?!
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