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Naughty Dan
Day 47, 19:55
Tuesday 13 July
Dan has been nursing a red rear following an altercation with Nadia's shoe and a mock tussle over the ownership of a Sergeant's hat.
The pair jokingly fell out after Big Brother demanded the return of Michelle's Sergeant cap along with the rest of the boot camp props, and neither wanted to give it up.
Dan had been wearing the black and red cap for some time, before Big Brother called him to the Diary Room.
Correctly guessing that he was going to be told off and forced to hand over the item, the hairdresser cheekily tossed it to Nadia, and then advanced to the Diary Room where he pretended that he had no idea what Big Brother was talking about.
"What do you mean?" he asked the all-seeing eye, scratching the head on which the missing item had been perched just moments earlier.
Returning to the others, Dan was too pleased with himself to realise that Nadia was keeping a firm grip on her new accessory.
But when he was recalled to the Diary Room, he realised that the joke was over, and emerged with the news that the hat had to go.
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"Are you going to fight me?" challenged Nadia. "I'm going to kick your arse!"
"I can't wait!" giggled Dan.
This was all the encouragement Nadia needed to bend Dan over and give him what for on his backside with her shoe.
"You've been a NAUGHTY boy!" she chastised, as a leather sole made contact with buttock.
"Say you're SORRY!" she demanded. "LOUDER!"
Six-foot five Dan was eventually able to overpower the demented stiletto-wielder, and stumbled to his feet, turning his neck awkwardly to get a load of his red patches.
"I've been beaten on the botty!" he gasped.
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