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Victor Speaks
Day 57, 22:58
Friday 23 July
Mr Slick has lived up to his reputation of "always delivering" in his first interview since leaving the House.
Predicting that he wouldn't get the warmest reception from the waiting crowd, Victor began booing back at his audience almost before he was out of the front door of the Big Brother House.
After striding down the walk of shame and posing for the paparazzi in the manner of someone who does this sort of thing every Friday night, the king of the Jungle Cats happily obliged Davina's request that he sing a few bars of his favourite ballad - Boyz II Men 'classic', I'll Make Love To You.
Ms McCall was eventually able to drag Vic away from the fans, and manoeuvred him into the studio, where, after hugs from his nearest and dearest, he sat down and prepared to spill the beans on his time in the House.
He didn't look too bothered to learn that prior to his wedding night bust up with Shell, fellow Jungle Cat Jason had been 21% ahead of him to leave in the voting stakes. "Shell's not a bad person, but just little things [irritate me]," he explained.
Asked whether he'd regretted his "scheming", the Slick Man responded with a resolute no. "I came here to kick some arse...I did wanna win but I don't pick and choose fights; I engage, innit!"
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Asked to explain his particular fondness for Jason, Victor replied, "When I first met him I didn't wanna get to close to him cos he was wearing a thong, but he's a funny guy."
He was equally forthcoming in his round up of the other housemates.
Daniel: "He's a great guy but he needs to get his nose out of people's butt cracks". Michelle: "Less is more". Shell: "Lovely". Stuart: "Needs to grow some nuts."
Victor was unable to complete his analysis of Nadia due to his astonishment at learning the news that she used to be a he.
After recovering his composure, the self-declared Milkman supposed that on balance it wasn't such a surprise. If he were standing on the moon, he reasoned, two places on earth would be visible: "The Great Wall of China and Nadia's jaw".
You can't keep the Slick Man down...
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