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What Am I?
Day 61, 07:23
Tuesday 27 July
The housemates tried to figure out what they are to each other, now they are compelled to stay up close and personal for this week's task.
Nadia kicked off the conversation by explaining what she has become to Dan. "It's a gorgeous little handbag...you're carrying around," she told her manacle mate Dan, who had started to complain about having excess baggage in his life.
"I never thought of you like that, darling," he replied brightly, "like ...an arm bangle, made in Portugal."
Clearly pleased with his new fashion item, he announced, "I've got a Nadia."
"I'm his accessory, he's my stalker," concluded Nadia, before enquiring what shackled Shell and Stu were in each other's eyes.
"I'm a thingy," said Shell, evidently still a little miffed that Michelle had forgotten her name earlier.
But she then decided Stuart is "very lucky" because he's "chained to a Princess."
"Or a thingy, whichever," joked Michelle, perhaps unwisely.
Stu declared he's "the ogre that's got the Princess." But Shell obviously couldn't get the image of Stu the mean, ugly giant, and concluded he was like her "wee brother."
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"You just won't leave me alone," she said.
"What about you Michelle?" asked Nadia, but she was encouraged to let the questioning go. "Give in, chick...I don't know," said Michelle with downward cast eyes.
Nadia suggested she could be a handbag...but then realised it would be Jay's, and rejected the suggestion.
Jay, sat stoically beside Michelle, was clearly not interested in being the latest season's clutch purse, nor any fairytale character.
"No, Jason's like your puppy...patiently waiting for you to come out of the loo," offered Dan excitedly. "I said that earlier...He looked like a puppy-dog."
No one pressed Jason to think of what he was to Michelle, which left the fun discussion in tatters.
There followed a long, embarrassed silence. Turning away and taking a long toke on his ciggie, Dan murmured, "God, what is this?"
It's called a nightmare scenario, sweetie...
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