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Moth Wrath
Day 31, 11:30
Sunday 27 June
Ahmed took the risky step of antagonising 6ft 5in Dan this morning by dripping water on his chest while he was sunbathing.
As Dan jumped with the shock, Ahmed slipped away from him with a cheeky grin.
A very annoyed Dan snapped, "What was that for?"
Ahmed explained that he hoped to stimulate Dan's fear of moths by trickling something on his body. "We like your screaming," he chuckled.
Dan was not amused. "No. Water doesn't feel like a moth, Ahmed. Sorry to disappoint you."
Ahmed said he would have to find a moth, tickled as he is by Dan's phobia.
"Don't bring your wacky sense of humour this way," said Dan, irritated. He promised Ahmed he would find a way to wreak his revenge on him, when he least expected it.
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Not taking the hint, Ahmed went in search of Dan's mortal enemy, the House moth.
"It's still here, your friend," he said when he found it.
"Well you can leave it there," shot back Dan.
Ahmed decided to stop pushing his luck at that point and go for one of his solitary wanders around the garden. His little joke having failed to amuse, he might have to watch his back until Dan finds a way to get him back.
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