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Moulin Rouge - It Ain't
Day 40, 23:49
Tuesday 06 July
Having been told by Big Brother to entertain themselves, the girls in the House treated the lads to a sexy rendition of 'Lady Marmalade.'
But first they holed up in the bedroom for around three hours to get dressed up Moulin Rouge-stylee.
"We're supposed to look as slutty as possible," said Michelle, before catching herself in the mirror and exclaiming, "Oh my God, I look like a proper prostitute."
In rehearsals, Michelle's desperate attempts to choreograph "moves" were scuppered by the others' reluctance to learn them. Or the words.
Unperturbed by these minor facts Michelle, Becki, Nadia and Shell all gyrated about in their little black numbers before unleashing themselves on the guys, who had made no effort whatsoever.
With the yellow chairs as props, the four divas lined up and got the all-male audience to provide the bass line as they introduced Shell Princess and Lady Nadia.
The girls jigged about a bit and giggled a lot before Michelle jumped on the table and spanked Becki as she crawled through her legs.
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After rapturous applause the entertainment continued with Victor and Michelle as "Bouncey" and "Lay-Z" doing a frankly appalling version of 'Crazy In Love.'
Next up on the Talent(less) Show was Stuart doing 'Go Team Handsome' from his own version of the film 'Grease.'
Victor returned to the stage to introduce himself singing Boyz II Men's "I'll Make Love To You.'
"This is for all the ladies I've ever loved. And all the ladies I've ever banged," said the maestro.
It's hard to describe the performance that followed, but it involved Victor stroking Nadia with a feather, divesting himself of some clothing then crawling along the floor singing about his passion for her. Priceless.
And the performance looks like continuing well into the night, as Becki started singing a self-penned number followed by Shell blasting out a rendition of Dan, Dan The Porno Man.
Will the entertainment never end..?
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