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RAUNCH FEST REVISITED!
Day 49, 13:30
As is so often the way after a night so saucy and drunken it rockets off the Richter scale, all that's left over the next morning is an addled brain (or six) and a chronic case of amnesia.
"I wish I could remember what I did..." Nush groaned earlier this morning. "You may NEVER know..." came Cameron's dark response.
The housemates might not, but fortunately for us we have their drunken antics forever immortalised on good old video..!
Fancy a trip through the highlights of last night's shindig of utter sauce? Here goes...
As soon as the doors had shut on Shah's bar, the gang wasted no time using every available surface in the House to flirt, flirt and flirt some more.
At around 00:40 Nush and Scott, fresh from their shared declaration of 'I like you,' spent a cosy few minutes in the bog together. The pair, wrapped in Ireland flags embraced one another before Scott had a pee while Nush turned her back.
Twenty minutes later and the gang descended on the pool. By this time Steph was slurring for Europe and telling the housemates over and over again that: "The moon ish round..."
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Lisa meanwhile, was indulging in a bit of dirty dancing accompanied by Ray's rendition of 'I'm Too Sexy.'
By 01:20 the randy Irish man was playing the Welsh woman at her own game. "Take it like a woman," he commanded before whipping off the 35-year-old's itsby bitsy teeny weeny gold bikini and chucking it across the garden.
A few minutes later and Cameron - yes, Cameron, who's not Lisa's biggest fan! - retrieved the missing piece of swimwear, and tied it delicately around her bare bosoms!
By 01:30 a worse for wear Steph and Nush had disappeared into the bathroom to take a shower. Once inside, the pair struggled to get their clothes off, with Nush helping Steph to get rid of her top. "Take me! Take me!" Steph screamed, waving her arms in the air.
The two then slipped into the shower cubicle, where Steph stripped off completely and threw her undies at the camera, singing "hey hey we're the monkees" as she did so.
Take a look at Nush's pics and Steph's pics
Once the giggly pair were out of the shower and semi-wrapped in their towels, Scott came to see what all the noise was about. "You're naked underneath that towel, Stephanie," he said in a paternal tone, before leaving the girls to roll around half-naked on the bathroom floor.
The boys, meanwhile, were still in the pool and discussing Friday's eviction. "[Lisa]'ll go," Scott told the lads, "and she knows it. We know. She came in as a 'situation' not a person."
While Lisa made her way to bed around 2am, the other girls were in the Diary Room flirting with Big Brother.
"Thy are taking the Michael Big Brother," Steph slurred after the all-seeing-eye ordered she show a broken microphone for inspection.
It was just left for sloppily made veggie sausage casserole and fish finger sandwiches to fulfil the housemates' munchies before Steph and Nush collapsed in their pits and the boys were bed-bound too.
"It's been a funny night," Scott confessed to Cameron well after 3am, before dropping off into his own dream world. "But a good 'un none the less!"
Couldn't have put it better ourselves...
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