There's nothing like a bit of poetry in the morning and Jon has treated two of his housemates to his amended version of a famous couplet from Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Once Steph had finished reeling off Scout dates to Cameron, Jon asked, "Do you want what I've got so far?" Cameron politely nodded his head.

Trampling over the immortal lines of The Bard's first stanza, Jon began:

"Two bedrooms both alike in dignity,

In fair Elstree where we lay our scene,

From ancient conflict break to new co-operation,

Whose uncouth mouths, made civil tongues unclean.

From fourth the fetid beds of these two rooms,

A dozen housemates take their prize;

Whose adventurous piteous diet,

Does with their dumps destroy Big Brother's loo"