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Tea fan
The wonder of the pyramid teabag
Breakfast Banter
Day 62, 10:30

The question we've been asking ourselves for weeks has finally been answered. Just what does Jon Tickle like to have for his breakfast?

Since he stumbled from his bed at around nine, the red-robed reject of week four has drawn a detailed picture of what he most likes to consume first thing in the morning.

And for anyone who cares, that would be: a cup of tea (made using a pyramid teabag, naturally), a couple of fags, and two rounds of cheese on toast.

Science is never far away from Jon's thoughts, and it appears that even while making a brew, the physics fan can't help but marvel at the dynamics of the modern day tea bag.

"The pyramid bag does a good job of staying as a pyramid, doesn't it?" he remarked to Steph.

The next phase of his morning ritual - the cigarette - didn't go by uncommented on either.

"Smoking can cause a slow and painful death," he pondered as he lit one up. "This will sound silly but I'm pretty sure I can go without the nicotine...I really don't know why I do it. I just...do it," he shrugged with a smile.


Early riser
Steph sticks to her porridge
But Jon rarely poses a question he can't answer, and before very long, he'd reached the conclusion he was looking for as to why he continues to smoke despite his indifference to the drug.

"I like holding the damn thing and I actually quite like smoking," he grinned.

Next up for discussion was the humble round of cheese on toast.

"I never have breakfast at home; we've got a canteen at work. I pretty much get in at nine and have breakfast straight away," he told Steph.

"They do cheese on toast and it's very bad for you," he explained.

"If I ever wanted to diet I'd just stop having lardy breakfasts because it makes a difference," he concluded.

So now you know...

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