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Newsflash: Devastating loss of lager
It ain't a party until something gets spilt
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Scott In Lager Spillage Shocker
Day 31, 22:15

A few slurps of alcohol are, apparently, all is required for certain housemates to lose all sense of reason...and hygiene.

The odd spillage during a beer-guzzling fest is hardly unusual, but scooping the runaway slops back into the owner's beaker, is, frankly, revolting.

Try telling that to Scott and Steph. When the former clumsily whacked over his precious can of brew, the usually sanitary Steph - with a frenzied squeal - jumped to the rescue.

Obviously residing under the impression that there's no use crying over spilled lager, the normally house-proud Brummie began to sweep the puddle on the outdoor table, back into Scott's pint glass.


Nice...
Steph saves the slops
"That's dirty, man!" cried head chef Gos, who, his customers will be pleased to learn, would obviously never sink so low. "Bugs and s**t and stuff!" he yelled as Steph continued to catch drips with Scott's glass.

"Swish it down," she yelled frantically at a bemused, but grateful-looking Scott.

"I've not spilt one yet," Gos proudly declared as he looked on at the debacle with undisguised disdain.

If cleanliness if next to Godliness, this lot need salvation...

   

Earlier Headlines:
FEATURE - If Chickens Could Speak Day 31, 21:35
Housemates' Feast Day 31, 20:10
Half the Man Day 31, 19:15
New Housemate Revealed! Day 31, 18:00

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