Cameron and Scott have more tricks up their sleeves than a cheap magician at a kid's birthday party, if this morning's highly unintelligible and abstract conversation is anything to go by.

With Steph studying the chickens' bums, Cameron washing up, Ray asleep and Jon reading, everything was highly normal in the Big Brother House.

But then Scott pranced by the kitchen sink muttering something about potatoes in his bed, and before long he and Cameron were embroiled in what is perhaps their most intangible conversation in the House yet.

"If you wanna start something up, that's fine!" Scott challenged the washer-upper.

"Don't start what you can't finish!" hit back Cameron. "I've seen your technique."

Watching the scene with fascination, Jon dragged himself away from The Complete Works of Shakespeare and piped up with a grin, "I'm just gonna be in the middle and laugh!"

Confused? You will be...