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Steph
The cheeky minx in all her vandalising glory...
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Steph Reprimanded
Day 61, 12:40

Steph's been left shame-faced after Big Brother gave her a ticking off for naughty behaviour during last night's 60s 'do.

As the clock struck 1:15am, along with the help of sidekick, Ray, the minxy Midlands babe thought it would be fun to colour in the Reward Room's decorative Venus de Milo figurines' nipples with mascara.

It seemed like a good idea at the time: the daiquiri-dazed duo had just enjoyed a good old boogie to some kitsch 60s music, the adrenalin was running high and Ray had noticed the alabaster lovelies were looking "pale."

They decided the best thing for it was to colour in the models' eyes too, give them "hairy cracks" and write "I was here" on their torsos. It was just good-old fashioned... destruction.

But today it was a different story as Steph faced the wrath of Big Brother, and had to own up to the results of her acts of wanton vandalism.

The bleary-eyed Midlander was called to the Diary Room shortly after 11am and emerged ashen-faced.

"I've been told off for vandalising the statues," she told Ray solemnly. "Oh, I feel terrible. I'm not [normally] naughty..."

Ray (who had already been chastised by Big Brother for his naughty actions) met the news with a high-pitched chuckle: "I was telling Big Brother off last night!" he gasped, attempting to make his partner in crime feel better.

"Oh it's not funny Ray," Steph mumbled. "[Big Brother] really meant it as well..."

"Poor Venus!" Ray cackled.


Ray
Ray finds Steph's telling off very, very funny indeed...
"Fancy getting told off when I've only got a few days to go," swooned Steph. "I've never vandalised anything before."

"Now you've done it in front of 18 million people," chipped in Cameron from the sidelines.

"The mascara broke while we were drawing all over it," Ray remembered.

"[Big Brother said it could be seen as sending] subliminal messages. Trust me I wasn't even in the right frame of mind to think about messages. Jesus Chroist!"

"The way she [Big Brother] spoke to me," remorseful Steph concluded, "it was as if she disapproves of my whole behaviour!"

"And we've gotta face it all on Friday!" laughed Ray.

Will the duo lose votes because of their reckless act or will their 'creative' display endear them to the public?

You decide...

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