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Reward Room Carnage
Day 61, 02:00
Just as Ray was being called in to the Diary Room for defacing the statue, Jon was stumbling around the Reward Room, and adding some final touches.
"This will be worth millions in years to come," he announced, adding a fine neclace to the statue Ray had already embellished with some graffiti.
"I love jooo baby and if ishhhhh quite alright, I jlove you baaaby," he sang as he gathered up some things.
"I'm going to nick this lighter because I'm going to be quite blatent - because we don't have many. And I'm going to nick the whole potato things as well because they're ours.
"And I'm going to nick...
[crash]
"possibly not, possibly not those things," finished Jon as he stood there wobbling like a naughty (drunken) schoolboy and looking at the dishes he'd broken and the salsa dip up the wall.
"I'm really quite sorry about the fact they've splattered all the way up the wall there. I'm just gonna go now," he said, scarpering from the scene, leaving Big Brother to clear up the mess.
"What's happened Jon?," asked Steph just before she fell over onto the sofa.
"I was going to nick the potato wedges because we'd made them ourselves and I kind of dropped them, and the salsa went half way up the wall", he explained.
"Aha, ha, ha, I'm very sorry," he managed unconvincingly.
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And with that, the housemates overheard the beginning of Big Brother's discipline session with Ray. "Ray do you believe your actions..."
"If Ray's getting a beating, it's nothing like I'm going to get," said Jon but luckily for him, he was in no state to be roused by Big Brother.
He remained on the sofa all night, where Ray fell and joined him some time later.
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