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A Look Back At Lisa
Day 50, 22:15
She was only in the House for two weeks yet Lisa managed to unite all the housemates - against her.
She arrived on Day 37 full of enthusiasm and the promise of raunchy things to come. "I'm not married," she emphasised. "I've got a boyfriend but I'm here to have fun and enjoy myself."
And she certainly fulfilled her promise. During her short-lived residency she flashed her bum, kicked off a blinding row and admitted to fancying Scott.
She also gained something of a reputation for make-up artistry - although her two main clients - Nush and Steph - weren't overly impressed with the results.
Unfortunately though, the main things she managed to create were a couple of mammoth bitching sessions of which she was the prime subject.
"Diarrhoea!" Cameron snapped, when describing the newcomer's approach to conversation. And many were the hours the other housemates spent whispering their complaints on the new girl.
A few eyebrows were raised when Lisa claimed to be psychic enough to guess her housemates' star signs. But her subsequent attempts failed spectacularly because, according to Lisa, her powers went all "schitzy" due to nerves.
While for the most part Big Brother was a friend - guiding her through her lonely first week in the House - Lisa did have a brush with the ever-watchful eye's wrath.
But when told off for revealing too much information about the outside world, she blamed her fellow housemates for pumping her with questions. And outside the Diary Room she was more than a little economical with the truth, telling her fellow housemates she'd been threatened with eviction.
"That was a sh***y b***ocking," she told Nush. "I'm under fifty-thousand billion times more pressure than you guys," she continued, "'cos I've been in the outside world."
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Of all the housemates, Lisa found her closest ally in Nush. She nominated her the housemate who'd been the greatest listener, and told the Malvern blonde that she reminded her of herself at the tender age of 23.
The others never really bonded with the latecomer. Cameron, in particular, was distinctly unamused by Lisa's fondness for chitchat. "I have to be honest, I don't like a new housemate being here. I think she'll maybe wind the guys up," he said.
But Lisa wasn't to be walked all over and when her isolation at the hands of her housemates became too much for her to bear, she let them have it.
"I've done things that most of you won't do for another 10 years. Yesterday I felt the biggest feeling of loneliness," she confessed.
And when her housemates attempted to back chat, she didn't hesitate to put them back down in their place. "I'm that much older than you. Shut the f**k up and let me speak!" she bellowed.
She promised to spice things up and she most certainly did!
Farewell Lisa.
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