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Hypothetically Speaking
Day 60, 03:00
In tribute to his good pal Ray perhaps, Scott set a hypothetical tone for the night, one which would enable him to slip in something slightly more hypothetical than the rest.
"Hypothetically speaking, if someone was on their way to New Zealand tomorrow morning, I'd wish them a good trip. Would you Ray? asked Scott, entirely oblivious as to the movements of Ray's good mates of course.
"Hypothetically speaking, I'd agree," suggested the tall Irish rascal.
"All the way to New Zealand in the morning, hypothetically speaking. I hope they have a good time," insisted the shorter Scouser.
"Hypothetically speaking, if it was that person and this person, I'd go, 'See yas'" continued the hypothetical friend of the mythical travellers." Oh, how they like to taunt Big Brother.
"I was saying to Big Brother," resumed Cam, after that dramatic interlude. "What's this mind? Is that a tatty?"
It was indeed a tatty, nothing hypothetical about that.
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And as Cam chucked the offending potatoes at his roommates, Scott asked:
"Did you find the ones in your bed first [as opposed to under the pillow]?"
"Yeh, because I don't levitate with my head on the pillow and then settle onto the bed, you turkey."
Oh those pranks, how we'll miss them.
Cameron resumed, "I am wondering what will be pulled out of the hat that's not already on the cards if that's not mixing my metaphors. And Biggy says, 'Big Brother will keep you abreast of any unplanned activities.'"
From the hypothetical to the frankly disrespectful, Biggy must be thankful these crazy nights are coming to an end.
Hypthetically speaking.
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