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"And then I said to her..."
Meet Scott's mate, wall
broadband narrowband
Like Talking To The Wall
Day 32, 00:35

Still under the impression that Cameron is holed up in the Reward Room, a tiddly Scott has attempted through-the-wall communication with the housemate who's now approximately 35,000 feet over the Atlantic.

The Orkney lad was whisked off to the airport earlier today, but the housemates he left behind are still living in ignorant bliss.

The latest conspiracy theory the housemates - after a steady flow of alcohol - have dreamt up, is that Cameron is being forced to silently occupy the Reward Room for 24 hours or face being the one who single-handedly chooses which housemates go up for eviction this week.

It was with this in mind that Scott waddled to the wall between the Reward Room and the rest of the House, and had a chat with the empty space behind it.

Had Cameron actually been occupying the room, he surely would have been overjoyed with Scott's opener for the one-way conversation.

On his way to Africa
Cameron not forgotton by his party pals
"I've just made another toilet visit," he began. "Just half an hour since the last one!"

Then it was time to get on with the serious stuff.

"We think that if you fail this task, it means your nominations will be the people up for eviction," continued Scott, communicating fairly coherently for one who'd consumed so much beer.

The absent Cameron would without doubt have been touched by Scott's next comment.

"If you wanna come out, just do it!" Scott encouraged the empty room. "And if I'm one of your nominations, just do it! I don't care if I'm up for eviction," he went on sweetly.

With Scott's message relayed, albeit on deaf - or rather absent - ears, the Liverpudlian gave the wall a hearty bash, and yelled his parting shot, "I'll look forward to seeing you tomorrow," before staggering out to the garden, safe in the 'knowledge' that Cameron would be comforted by his sentiments.

Oh dear...new guest housemate Gae really is about to rock their world..!

   

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