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Cricket Memories
"I once went to Edgbaston dressed as Britney Spears."
Day 63, 23:42
Poo
"When I'm in here, I'm not that regular 'cos I don't have that much beer...infact that's my theory...12 in 28 days...that's one every two and a half days..."
Day 55, 22:35
After An Exchange With Big Brother
"I explained that I was a physicist and not of any small intellect."
Day 26, 21:34
Fun In The Sun, Jon Style
"Perfect weather for drying paint."
Day 24, 14:25
He's Been Counting?!
"Gos, I think poo number 8 is not far away."
Day 23, 21:51
Going Nuclear
"Ultra violet radiation, nasty stuff."
Day 23, 11:09
Jon's Embarrassing Moment
"My Dad caught me having a w**k once in front of the telly."
Day 21, 17:06
Bell Task Beats Jon's Brain
"That hadn't entered my decoding strategy at all."
Day 20, 19:00
Upon finishing one of Shakeapeare's plays
"Well, everybody died."
Day 20, 18:02
Talking to the vegetables
"No, naughty tomato plants."
Day 19, 12:20
To Big Brother during party
"Love you loads and I'll speak to you soon."
Day 16, 23:25
Too Much Information
"Fellas, this morning, morning glory like you would not believe. That's why I had to have a lie in."
Day 16, 19:51
One Night Man
"I've no idea if I'm good in bed, because I've never slept with the same girl twice, you don't get the feedback."
Day 16, 18:52
No Quite There Yet
"I know I'll have arrived when I have my own dishwasher"
Day 16, 12:03
First Time For Everything
"I've never heard a chicken cough before."
Day 16, 11:46
Not A Boy
"At the age of 29, I can legitimately call myself a man."
Day 16, 11:25
Big Bang Man
"I know exactly how the world was formed."
Day 14, 06:09
Worries
"I worry about parsley.... but I couldn't give a stuff about the fish."
Day 13, 09:13
On Justine's eating habits
"There was over-consumption of tomato ketchup today."
Day 12, 23:04
Herb Life
"I wouldn't know a coriander seed if it walked up and said hello."
Day 12, 16:40
Hoof Or Fiction?
"Rich people are always gonna have horses."
Day 11, 20:09
Inspecting The House Table Salt
"I don't know why you'd want potassium inside of you instead of sodium."
Day 11, 15:23
Jon's Greatest Fear
"You know the one thing I can't do? I can't walk down long corridors with lights in them."
Day 11, 11:47
Jon on his bowel movements
"Eight days and two poos."
Day 10, 13:05
Code Red
"We are proceeding on the assumption that the red cross is just there to show us the red line, but maybe the red cross is actually used for something."
Day 9, 11:00
On Massage
"It's all about listening to what the body tells you."
Day 7, 19:00
A Jon-ism
"Girls, can we have some data here?"
Day 6, 19:00
Jon's Luxury Item
"I've got 4 spare big bags. I brought them in as my luxury item."
Day 4, 23:01
Discussing Staines
"We get terrible problems with wasps... and there's squirrels everywhere."
Day 4, 01:10
Reveals His Fears
"I don't believe in ghosts, but I've seen one."
Day 1, 12:05
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