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Tea And Symmetry
Day 57, 11:00
ALEX has been at the center of House events this morning: reassuring Tim and Jade over matters big and small.
During a conversation in the kitchen a sprightly Jade asked Alex "is black coffee on its own bad for you?"
After the model had convinced the dental nurse that it would do her no harm, as she took her cup of black coffee into the garden.
Tim was next to join Alex, Jade and Kate, as he woke to the smell of Alex's sausage and bacon sandwich.
But Tim had other things on his mind, namely the small matter of an eviction happening later tonight.
The Business Studies graduate made some tea, confiding in his closest chum Alex that he was afraid of what people's opinions may be of him on the outside.
Alex, as ever, was close at hand with amusing anecdotes of his bizarre dreams during the night to lighten the conversation.
"I had some wicked dreams about Star Wars and Terminator 3," said the model, who then waxed lyrical about his amazing sleeping adventures.
Alex then retired to his sun lounger in the garden chatting to the others about symmetrical faces.
In a sudden outburst, Jade asked, "It's Mona Lisa who's symmetrical, innit?"
The model was quick to reply, understanding that the Bermondsey blonde was referring to facial symmetry.
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"I saw a picture of Princess Diana where they made her face symmetrical, and it looked like a completely different person," said the Essex boy.
Jade, attempting to understand the model's utterances halved her face with her hand, asking, "so Princess Dianne was not symmetrical?"
Alex then stared at a chicken as Jade commented on her bare tummy.
"I'm sitting here with three rolls of kebab hanging off," said the blonde.
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