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Jonny
The half-naked chef

The Mexican  
Day 45, 02:36

AFTER their romp in the pool Jonny, PJ and Jade decided on a late night snack of spicy nachos and tortillas with potato skins.

Jonny decided to be chef for the event, unpacking the food and laying it out on baking trays, but his culinary knowledge didn't stretch too far as he had to ask Jade where the oven was.

Blaming his ignorance on the fact he'd been on the poor side for three weeks, Jonny pottered around the kitchem, urged on by comments from Jade, including, "Jonny, can't you make it cook quicker?"

The threesome were soon joined by a bedraggled Kate, who'd been snoozing after an emotional evening and one too many beers.

Nibbling on some cereal she soon joined PJ and Jade on the sofas as they polished off an enormous tin of chocolate biscuits.

Jonny
There she goes

As the smell of the cooking munchies hit their nostrils, Kate shouted with glee, "I think they're done now, those things," prompting Jonny to run over to the cooker armed with a pair of oven gloves.

Obviously pleased with his gastronomic efforts the fireman burst into song as he opened the oven door and pulled out the tray of hot food, only to watch in horror as it slipped through his fingers and fell onto the floor.

Accompanied by screeches of laughter from the others and shouts of, "Jonny, you stupid person" from Jade and, "You prat!" From PJ, the County Durham lad knelt down and scraped the food back onto the baking tray.

As Kate joined him in the clean up operation she muttered, "We're peasants," before tasting a sample as PJ bellowed, "Let's just eat them."

Undeterred by the event the four hungry housemates were soon chomping away at the food, licking their lips and making appreciative noises.

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Previous News:
Tom-pool-ery Day 45, 02:00
A Kate-Night Chat Day 45, 01:40
Money Talks Day 45, 01:22
The Crying Game Day 45, 01:12


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