Jonny's Quotes

"I'd love to be seen as a sex object."
Day 63, 22:30

"A cummerbund plays havoc with trying to pull a moony."
Day 63, 21:14

"to Alex: It's only since Tim's gone I can see you're not the person I had you down for in my mind."
Day 62, 22:32

"All my headlines will be, 'Jonny - the 29 year old ex-fireman.'"
Day 60, 19:21

"(to Jade) You look like a doll, but I like it."
Day 59, 13:55

"Right Oh, I'll just sleep here on my own, as usual"
Day 59, 05:00

"(To Kate) You're feminine and good looking, but you're a geezer as well."
Day 56, 01:01

"I don't think that the public will have a problem with me at all about anything I've done in here, apart from the Spencer thing."
Day 56, 00:51

"To Kate: We'll call you Lucy Lovelips, and I'm Leroy. Leroy Love."
Day 55, 01:33

"If Tim stays and Alex goes on Friday, at least I've got decent male company."
Day 55, 01:07

"I think Sandy was a boring old arsehole, who had a big, massive, 10-foot cucumber up his f*****g arse. He wouldn't know a good time if it s**t all over his head."
Day 47, 03:08

"We're gonna play a naked [drinking] game, but you can cover your rudest bits."
Day 46, 23:21

"Me grey is coming through, is Grecian 200 on the shopping list?"
Day 46, 13:40

"The poor side have all been found dead in the morning after eating Jonny's broth."
Day 40, 16:14

"You kept putting your fudging pants on me head!"
Day 40, 02:50

"Me dad said to me: 'You'll last four weeks at the most because of your accent.' He reckoned a lot of people down south wouldn't understand us."
Day 39, 00:56

"We've actually got no wood left...we'll have to start on the chicken coop"
Day 38, 19:15

"To Alex: By the time we both get out of here, we'll be grey and wrinkly."
Day 37, 21:13

"We've been happy peasants."
Day 36, 20:22

"Youse aren't allowed to talk to me, I'm scum."
Day 30, 22:14

"I feel like a naughty schoolboy."
Day 29, 04:35

"Kate's our mum."
Day 28, 16:33

"Can Alex be classed as posh?"
Day 28, 02:45

"Having Kate in the room... is like having a chicken in with three rottweilers."
Day 27, 15:10

"Gotta make sure my plums aren't hanging out cos there's a camera on them."
Day 27, 14:54

"Summing up the Lee/Sophie saga: Your hormones are going crackers. There's an earthquake in your nether regions."
Day 21, 21:45

"They've got to live out [of] that little green bag."
Day 16, 22:25

"I've learnt a lot about myself in the past two weeks."
Day 16, 17:32

"Hey Sophie, you've got a canny set on yer, haven't yer?"
Day 13, 11:24

"Your ass looks like two elephants wrestling."
Day 12, 23:54

"One night when we get absolutely a**holed, can I talk you lasses into doing that run naked?"
Day 11, 23:00

"Give it another 5 years, my face will look like a ball sac"
Day 9, 14:02

"Do I look as rough as a badger's arse?"
Day 6, 11:45