PJ's Quotes

"When I lost my virginity, that was an important one cos that put me on the right track."
Day 46, 20:08

"At parties you get the thongs, tongs rather."
Day 46, 12:35

"I'm a lot more practical than I thought. As you've probably gathered, I'm a bit of a lad."
Day 46, 12:35

"I'm the horniest man in the world."
Day 45, 14:18

"Giving up sausages Jade. It'll be like me and women, I can't give them up."
Day 45, 11:39

"My name is PJ I am always talking about sex and birds and I'm a muppet"
Day 42, 17:16

"I don't think [Jade] thinks mate, or if she does, she's very clever."
Day 39, 12:07

"People probably hate me out there because I didn't have the best first couple of weeks. I was naked, p****d out of my head, and pulled Jade."
Day 39, 01:10

"I tell you what, you'll see different sides of people living in close confines."
Day 38, 00:47

"If I was a betting man, I wouldn't have bet against Jonny."
Day 37, 14:35

"Why can't you just say, ''f**k off, I'm nominating you this Monday'."
Day 34, 22:45

"If I'm on the poor side, Jade's going over there."
Day 33, 01:50

"I need a poo. I'm gonna pass out. I'm going to the toilet."
Day 32, 20:38

"The thing is with mine, flaccid - not big at all. [With an erection] it goes past my belly button, no, just before. And it's quite fat."
Day 32, 01:24

"It's like a playground in here."
Day 29, 01:45

"I've got chicken poo on my top."
Day 28, 10:58

"You are both the best looking blokes in the House, removing me from the equation because that would be unfair."
Day 26, 14:15

"The chicken is smaller today. It's like my c**k, shrinking as the weeks go by."
Day 26, 14:01

"There's certain people in here that you put up with, you're friendly to and enjoying a conversation with, but only because you're in here. Eventually it all comes out."
Day 24, 03:00

"I think Alex is quite sly to be honest. He's got a hidden agenda."
Day 24, 02:54

"If I am not over there [the rich side] by next week I will go insane."
Day 18, 16:47

"Either way it [the eviction] is good for me: I'm either moving or will be in a woman in a few hours"
Day 16, 19:27

"[If I ruled the world] I'd decrease the cost of beer and make girls a lot looser."
Day 14, 21:37

"When I got in and realised I had to drink cider I was gutted."
Day 12, 21:15

"Every girl who watches this will think I'm amazing."
Day 12, 04:44

"The majority of girls do find me attractive."
Day 12, 01:30

"I was going to do it once with a serious partner, but there wasn't enough lube."
Day 6, 16:25